Superhero by day, Hanu by night .
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lampsarepeopletoo:

when you reblog something risky and you need to cover it up with some more reblogs but there is nothing good on your dash

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hurdygurdyflurdy:

Two time travel related things I love to think about:
- People taking vacations to places in time instead of locations, someone spending the weekend at Woodstock, a young couple honeymooning in 1920s Paris.
- Finding your soul mate whilst on a random trip, your perfect match is a Chinese courtesan from 850 AD, a young painter in Renaissance Italy makes you laugh like no one else can.

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi)