Superhero by day, Hanu by night .
Montreal | 21
I don’t have enough money for my basic needs.
Working 40+ hours just to pay my rent
Now I don’t even have a single cent
Tuition is high, I gotta pay for books
Oh i’m so broke and I don’t wanna look
I popped open my wallet, no funds to count
my credit declined and my check just bounced
Oh, there daddy, daddy betta bring that TAP
Oh, baby, baby where my FASFA at?
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something
hot things to say during sex:
- dang son
- bless you
- yabba dabba doo
- your own name
- heil hitler
- gnarly to the max!
- how dare you
- oh well
- i’m sorry. i’m so so sorry
trust me these work 100% i had the sex once